The B-List – NPCs You Love to Hate

As with any game, Solstice has generated a bunch of NPCs who, to be honest, the majority of the players/player characters are not best fond of. Bambi Bunni immediately springs to mind, as do Jenny Hoofy-Foot, Nicholas and Anorexia and the terrible twins, Philip and Alexander. (Though P & A have their own page)

This page sums up the basic details of some of our “favorites”, who would be a waste of their own page.

*GM approved images…



Jocko FitzHelgram

From a very minor Helgram cadet line. Over all drunk and sponge. Professional frathouse-type party boy. Majorly annoying. Serious leech. Will help self to anything he can grab especially alcohol. Also your food.

Hair color: Brunette

Eye color: Brown

Height: 5’10” (1.78 m)

Weight: 165# (74.8 kg) (just under 12 stone)

Age: looks about 20-22

True birthdate and linear age unknown.

 Jenny Hoofyfoot

Spokes-harridan for Amnesty Intercreation.

Hair color: Brown (humanoform)

Eye color: Brown (humanoform)

Height: 5’1″ (1.55 m) (humanoform)

Weight: 115# (52.2kg) (just over 8 stone) (humanoform)

Suzy Struthers

Chairperson of Feed the Hungry.


Bambi Bunny

Musical activist.

 “Saint” Aemillia FitzJesby

Head of the the Society of the Righteous

A thin-lipped librarian, reminding one of Millicent Friendly from Masterpiece.

She scowls perpetually from behind her glasses and has dark brown hair and her eye colour is vaguely hard to tell.

Ix and Gerty

Guardians of the Stairs.

Over a million years old, these demon has a vocabulary that would make a dockworker blush.

Don’t forget, it costs an apple to use the stairs, and they WILL find you.