The B-List – NPCs You Love to Hate

As with any game, Solstice has generated a bunch of NPCs who, to be honest, the majority of the players/player characters are not best fond of. Bambi Bunni immediately springs to mind, as do Jenny Hoofy-Foot, Nicholas and Anorexia and the terrible twins, Philip and Alexander. (Though P & A have their own page)

This page sums up the basic details of some of our “favorites”, who would be a waste of their own page.

*GM approved images…



Jocko FitzHelgram, a very minor cadet line. Over all drunk and sponge. Professional frathouse type partyboy. Majorly annoying. Serious leech. Will help self to anything he can grab especially alcohol. Also your food.

Hair color: Brunette

Eye color: Brown

Height: 5’10” (1.78 m)

Weight: 165# (74.8 kg) (just under 12 stone)

Age: looks about 20-22

True Birthdate unknown nor linear age.








Jenny Hoofyfoot

Jenny Hoofyfoot

Jenny Hoofyfoot, spokes-harridan for Amnesty Intercreation.

Hair color: Brown (humanoform)

Eye color: Brown (humanoform)

Height: 5’1″ (1.55 m) (humanoform)

Weight: 115# (52.2kg) (just over 8 stone) (humanoform)





Ix, the Guardian of the Stairs.

Over a million years old, this demon has a vocabulary that would make a dockworker pause.

Don’t forget, it costs an apple to use the stairs, and he WILL find you.

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Height: (humanoform)

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